Saturday, May 23, 2009

Free Mobile SMS



















Saral Sandesh is a mobile based software product which enables the users to compose and send messages in different Hindi Language, English, China and Other Languages and can be received by any mobile handset that can receive SMS, MMS, EMS i.e. Picture Messages, Voice Massages Each Language resides as separate application on the mobile handset.
Saral Mobile Sandesh (SMS) as people popularly call it.

Saral Mobile Sandesh Features:

i. Very easy to use application in Mobile.

ii. Entire Varnamala is in a single frame on the mobile display.

iii. First row in the frame is meant for vowels, special characters, numbers, half characters, Pictures etc.

iv. On selecting a single character, all possible combinations are prompted on the right side of the frame.

v. The characters typed will appear at the message box on the top And Its Dippend the Mobile Screen.

vi. As soon as a character is highlighted, the phonetic description, Hence, person who doesn't know a specific language may still compose a message.


Saral Mobile Sandesh Advantages & Benefits :

i. Saral Mobile Sandesh is independent of fonts as generally used in any language enable mobile handsets.

ii. There is no need of fonts at receiver handsets too, as message is delivered in a picture format, MMS Format, etc.

iii. Receiver's handset does not required the presence of any software or fonts.

iv. Saral Mobile Sandesh is based on dynamic generation of picture messages, voice messages.

v. Saral Mobile Sandesh has the potential to reach over 90% of the handsets in market.

vi. It opens up vast untapped regional and local market Network. TOP

SMS(sher & Shayri):SMS(sher & Shayri):

Romantic & Friendship One’s:

"Is dil mein aa sakega na koi,
is dil ko chura sakega na koi..
kasoor ismein kisi ka nahi kyun ki,
aap jaisi jagah is dil me bana sakega na koi"


"Every garden must have a rose,
every sweet face must have a smile..
Every grass must have dew,
& evry person in this world must hav a frnd like U"


"Kal ho aaj jaisa, Mahel ho Taj Jaisa, Phool ho gulaab jaisa,
Aur zindagi ke har kadam par Dost ho aap jaisa!!"


"Tamanna se nahi Tanhaai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hain.
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Magar milne ke baad ki judaai se darte hain.
Karna hai khuda se ek guzarish tumhari dosti ke siva koi bandagi na mile.
Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa, Ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile !"

A 'smile' is a sign of joy,
A 'hug' is a sign of love,
A 'laugh' is a sign of happiness,
A 'friend' like me is a sign of ur “GOOD CHOICE”

"Cool & Fool ones
Please KISS me
Jaldi
Koi B nahi hai
Karo na!
Jaldi karo na..
Kiss means
K- Koi
I- Interesting
S- sms
S- send karo na!
So kiss me na plz, dont smile"… :)


If someone did ask me What do you love the most, I would sit next to u, Pull u close to me, Put my arms around u & say proudly “I Love Animals”!

height of language misuse:
Student seeing monkey out of the window and d prof scolds him “Y r u seeing d monkey outside wen i m in class !”
LOVE is like a Pant!
Friendship is like a chaddhi!
Bcoz pant agar phat bhi jaaye to chaddhi izzat bacha leti hai!
THANKS .. for being my chaddhi!

What is the difference between problem and talent ?2 boys love 1 girl = Problem1 boy loves two girls = Talent !!
KBC mein shahrukh ne mujhse poocha “World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai ?”….maine ek crore thukra diya par tera naam nahi bataya…That is friendship !!

Patient: Doctor ye phoolon ka haar kiske liye hai ?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liye warna aapke liye …:O


Do u want N-91 in Rs. 999/- only ?with free hutch sim card with 999 sms’s and 1500 talk time ?
Just logon to www.soja-beta-sapne-me-milega.com!
Good Night , Sleep soon ;)



There is a clock in heaven. Every time u lie its hand moves.Mother Teresa’s never moved. Gandhi Ji’s moved once. God is using your’s as “Table Fan”…;)

Mallika on Airport
Bhikari: Behen Ji, 1 rupya dedo…
Mallika gave him 1000 rupees…
Secretary: Why you gave him 1000 rs ?
Mallika: Pehli baar kisi ne BEHEN kaha hai !!!


Kya aap ke paas hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Kap-kapate honth,
Thar-tharata badan,
Lad-khadati aawaz,
Nashilee aankhen?
Agar hai to aapko Dengue, hain plz dawa lijiye!!

Hum pyaar ko pura nibhana jaante hain,
Zakhm tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon..hum dawa jaante hain.
Hamein bhulne ki koshish na karna,
Hum GALA DABANA bhi jaante hain ;)


Reader DISCRETION Strongly Advised Ones :

TV aid waale saale ullu banate hain-
Toothpaste ki aid mein daant dikhate hain,
hair oil mein baal &
cream mein skin,
but WHISPER ki aid mein kuch nahi :X

Imagine the punch line if all the big companies start selling condoms:

Pepsodent Condom: Raat bhar dhishum dhishum !
Colgate Condom: Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra !
Nokia Condom: Connecting People !
MRF Condom: Extra rubber Extra mileage !
Move Condom: Aah se aaha tak !
Mirinda Condom: Zor ka jhatka dheere se lage !!



A gal checked her weight 58 kg !
Removed Sandal- 56
Then Jacket – 53
Then Dupatta – 52
Coins khatam !
Then a boy in queue behind her said “U carry on..i will put coins” ;)
Dekho ek ladka ladki kya kar rahe hain..
aah
dheere
uee
maa
ah
oohAur kya dekh rahe ho 1 ps ke sms mein kya poori blue film dekhega kya ?

2 make it straight she pulls it,
2 make it stand she rubs it,
2 make it stiff she licks it,
2 let it in she pushes it,ohh its really hard to thread a needle !!


Rajsthan ke log churma banate hain
Gujrat ke log Dhokla banate hain,
Madras ke log idli banate hain,Par saale
Hyderabad ke log “CHUTIA” banate hain ;)


Sentimental:

Mai lafzon me kuch bhi IZHAAR nahi karta...
Iska matlab ye nahi ki mai uss se PYAAR nahi karta...

Chahta hoon mai usse aaj bhi...
Par uski soch mein apna waqt barbaad nahi karta...

Tamasha na ban jaye ye MOHABBAT meri...
Isliye apne dard ko dikhaya nahi karta...

Jo kuch mila hai usi mein KHUSH hoon mai...
Uske liye KHUDA se taqrar nahi karta...

Par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat mein zalim...
Warna Usse chahne DIL baar-baar nahi karta...


Perfect LOVE:

Perfect LOVE is not RECEIVING...
It is GIVING and FORGIVING...

Perfect LOVE is not RED ROSEs on Valentine's DAY...
It is rest of the 364 days of knowing 'U' LOVE someone...

Perfect LOVE is not phone calls and stolen KISSES...
It is the silent smiles in memory of your SWEET HEART...


Dard:

Shararat na hoti...Shikayat na hoti...
Nayano me kisi ke najakat na hoti...

Na hoti bekrari...na hote hum tanha...
Jo jahan me kambakht ye MOHABBAT na hoti...

Na hote ye sapne...ye Khwabon ki duniya...
Kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti...

Na julfon ki chhaya...na phulon ki khushboo...
Yaadon me unki ye raatein na katati...

Jo na hoti ye Mohabbat ye aansoo na hote...
DIL bhi na khota...aaj tanha na rota...

Majnu se apni ye halat na hoti...
Jo jahan me kambakht ye MOHABBAT na hoti...


Learning LESSONS:

Five lessons to be learned from a HUMBLE PENCIL...
1. Everything you do, will always leave a MARK!!!
2. You can always correct the mistakes that you MAKE!!!
3. What is important is, What is inside you and not what is outside YOU!!!
4. In LiFE, you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you
better in what you DO!!!
5. Lastly, to be the BEST you can be, you must allow yourself to be
guided by the hand that holds YOU!!!


Romance:

Share a thought of LOVE with me...Dream a life of TOGETHER with me...Keep the TWINKLE in your eyes that made me mad...Keep away those TEARS that made me sad...Be my partner at the shores of Loneliness...Hold my hand during the journey of LiFE...With your hands together every sorrow we will survive...Hurt me, Tease me, make me cry...But in the end give me a shoulder on which i can rely...As a Friend let me SURVIVE!!!


Dreams:

The permanent temptation of LiFE is to confuse dreams with REALITY...The permanent defeat of LiFE is to surrender dreams to REALITY!!!


Success:

The road to success is not straight...There is a curve called Failure...A loop called Confusion...Speed bumps called Bad Friends...Red lights called Enemies...Caution lights called Family...You will have flats called Jobs...But, if you have a spare wheel called Determination...An engine called Perseverance...Insurance called Faith...A driver called GOD...you will make it to a place called SUCCESS! TOP



By: vcp

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